tiktoksithinkarefunny:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons.

Also: beware!! This terrible bastard is coming to steal all the birdseed from your feeder!!

Oh no … oh no …………..

slavery:

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

destinymoonart:

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

spaceinvaydr:

tilthat:

TIL That “Genuine” leather does not mean “real” leather and is instead a grade of quality, it also happens to be the lowest quality leather available.

via reddit.com

smstransformers:

smstransformers:

burningitdownn:

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

Why only may?

Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb

silviathegoldenmicrofelid:

Some of y’all never had to endure the hardships of leaf-bare and it shows.

flowury:

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual